rockalbum6:

Ed Sheeran in 2035: Preorder my album x = [-b ± √(b² - 4ac)] ÷ 2a on iTunes

omgs:

leplastiquedick:

mood

me falling in love

ozisarabbit:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

simonstuck493:

the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that

great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND

I reblogged this last year, and I’ll reblog it again

misdens:

if gravity is real then how come my DICK is always pointing up. answer that isaac newton you fake bitch

zackisontumblr:

i have arrived