unleonardo:
Honestly I’m such a catch and if you don’t have at least a little crush on me its ur loss
orangepaint:
therainfallsdown:
he just starts clapping for himself
theunvanquishedzims:
The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.
quinctus:
Small innocent-seeming person that’s actually not pure at all